peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.


ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

(Source: ven0moth)


actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING


moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry


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