drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry